Dodo Bird

As previously discussed on this forum, I talk in my sleep. And just to kick it up a notch, I use the utmost creative verbiage and storylines in my subconscious.

One evening, taking his own safety into his hands, Chip goes to wake me up. How you ask. Well he chooses to flip his head the opposite way and stick his eye right in my eye.

And I screamed GET AWAY FROM ME! YOU CRAZY DODO BIRD!!! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME DODO! (Along with some obscenities I will not type here)

Remember this guy from Looney Toons. Yeah.. I am a strange cookie my friends. Hide the sharp utensils.