80's Prom Dress Selection

So perhaps it is not really an 80's prom. However, when our friends throw a theme party... I take it upon myself to dress appropriately. Take a gander at some of the lovelies...

This one was lovely... But too small. And not enough glitter.

This salmon number is the right color, the right size and the bow perfection. Not for $80 though. Please. who would spend $80 on such a get-up?

Hello PINK lame! Why yes! Have you seen anything more perfect. I felt so sparkly and pretty, not to mention POOFY. It was too big, but still on the list of possibilities.

The hunt continues. Rumor has it.. Chip is breaking out his overalls.