Meredith doesn't like being followed, but she sure likes to follow other people around VERY closely.
Every night before bed she likes her daddy to hang her upside down. Then he pumps her legs and she squeaks like as dog toy.
MEREDITH: This is a drawing about a boy who crossed the street without his mother. The cars ran into him. Then he got stung by a bee. Then the bee tooted in his face. He is also covered in mud.
MOM: Oh dear. That is a bad story. (And a bad drawing)
MOM: Who loves you the most?
MEREDITH: YOU! MOMMY!
MOM: and who else
MEREDITH: DADDY AND PHOEBE AND MY PENNY... AND MY COUCH.
MOM: anyone else love you?
MEREDITH: NANA AND HER STINKY LITTLE SOCK. PAPA TOO!
MEREDITH: Mom! Did you see? (Motions to toilet) My poop is having a pool party! An underwater pool party.
MEREDITH: Will you babysit me? My mom just died and my dad has to work. It is very sad.
MOM: D@MN you Disney!
MOM: Sorry! I didn't mean to scratch you. It was an accident.
MEREDITH: It is OK. I still love you.
MOM: Phew.
Meredith loves to spell the word MOM. She is very proud of herself.
Dislikes: Woods, people cutting in line, Santa Claus, being copied, bright lights
Likes: lol dolls, people getting bonked on the head, toots, sparkly anything, blue chips, pudding
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