Subscription Please

Every time something pop-culturish comes up and I have no idea who/what/where or why.

I snarl "This is why we need a subscription to PEOPLE! We are starting to be clueless about pop-culture gossip!"

Chip will not allow People in the house.

So at the drug store, I read it at the cashier stand. Right out there in public, where all the fellow shoppers can judge my trashiness. If I am feeling really snarky, I will try to converse with him LOUDLY about articles regarding Miss. Lohen and Balloon Boy. You know just to up the trash-level.

I am embarrassing.