Meredith is FOUR!
Meredith counts to 20.
She recognizes some letters.
She talks non stop with a large vocabulary.
Meredith has big emotions.
She holds onto grudges.
Meredith is a night owl.
She goes to bed at 10:30.
She asks her dad cheer for her when she runs into her room at 10 pm (after coming out 20 times for mouthwash)
Meredith likes a few close friends.
She chooses quality over quantity.
She would rather play by herself then in a huge group.
Meredith still has a limited food intake.
She is starting group feeding therapy in June.
The ENT may shave her tonsils due to size.
They will also do an endoscopy to check her esophagus at that time.
She still gags and complains about temperature issues.
Meredith loves twirly skirts, princess dresses and dolls.
She is freakishly good at puzzles.
She loves dance class and music.
Meredith draws people with the most perfect eyelashes.
She enjoys painting.
She has the cutting skills of a surgeon.
Meredith does not want to be left behind. She goes where Phoebe goes.
She learned to SWIM this month!
BY CHOICE:
Still wears pullups at night.
Still sleeps in a toddler bed
Still sucks a binkie.
Meredith is quite stubborn. She will decide when to stop these items.
SCENE: Wiping a tooshie
MOM: I do not want to do THIS anymore.
MEREDITH: We all have our jobs. This is yours.
MOM: The fact you can say that statement also means you are capable of this task!
MEREDITH: I am a human. NOT A ROOSTER!
DAD: That is true.
MOM: 🤪
MEREDITH: Tell Nana I want this for my birthday. Ok? (Posing in front of the bathfitter display)
MOM: Sure thing weirdo.
MEREDITH: You look like an old mommy too.
MOM: It is mummy. Not mommy. [Turd.]
(See picture below)
MEREDITH: See this little tiny boo-boo? I think I got scratched by a tiger.
MOM: In Cleveland Heights?
MEREDITH: Yup. Saw him just yesterday. You don't believe me?!! Why don't you believe me!#@!%&*$.
MOM: Let's stop talking before this becomes a conflict. 🙄
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