To Be Determined

Ultrasound - 16 weeks 4 Days

2012-01-30T15:44:00.003-05:00

Do you want to see a picture of our daughter?!

Of course you do.

Fun with ultrasounds!

It's really nice to have friends, who will stop working, at the drop of a hat, in order to accessorize ultrasound pictures.

For the Impatient People in My Life

2012-01-27T08:52:00.001-05:00

"I want to see genit@lia today d@Mnit!"

My dear husband declared in the middle of the stairwell.

He then said.

That was an awkward thing to yell....

as he realized, we were not the only people in the echo-y vicinity.

Ya think?

So because my peeps cannot wait any longer. I may or may not have over expressed a concern to facilitate another ultrasound in hopes of catching a glimpse. The appointment was supposed to be yesterday, but got rescheduled. Boo-hoo hooo.

If he/she shows something. We shall know next week. Insert Suspense Music

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So instead of the reveal, here is your consolation prize.

On the catwalk, I shake my ~~little~~ toosh on the catwalk

- at 15 weeks, 2 days.

(I am going to embarrass the heck out of this child...)

Side note: hand-beaded sequined animal print dress. Purchased at estate sale for like $15 for no reason, other than some other lady tried to steal it from me. Chip did not like this. So he fought it and bought it.

......Because nobody puts baby in the corner.........

Please invite me somewhere that requires weird fancy animal print, otherwise I am wearing it to the grocery store.

Day 28 - Kitchen Remodel

2012-01-23T09:25:00.002-05:00

Our life consists of;

baby. kitchen. baby. kitchen. don't throw tantrums. breathe. rinse repeat.

We are 28 days into the remodel.

The original plan was 12 ish - contrator mutters under breath weeks. I am counting on 16 weeks.

Which would put a finish date of April 24. Lets see how that goes.

Here's the update so far.

Awesome #1.
Removed 1 wall + 1 staircase. Both discovered to be load bearing.

Awesome #2.
Removed oak floor. Discovered sub floor not good.

Awesome #3.
Removed plaster from outside walls. No insulation.

Awesome #4.
Previous owner moved plumbing from wall removed. Or not.

It was then... we decided, not to mess with anymore walls or widen anymore doorways. Sometimes hidden gems should be left hidden.

We also learned to.... Put a hammer to the walls and take a looksee before knocking down things. It's may not change your ideas, but it will lessen the pain.

The "blue room" used to be an outside porch. We aren't sure what year someone enclosed it.

Look at the cool archway they uncovered.

We really tried to save it, but cannot figure out how to make it appealing from both sides.

Below the (soon to be new energy efficient) windows, our gigantic sink will take up residence

New mudroom. We would love to keep exposed brick somewhere, but it is FREEZING.

The more insulation we can stuff in all of these walls the better.

The is an upshot of the new closet - currently floorless.

I have an idea...

That may cost umm money and umm opening the closet wall..

just enough for a child size doorway.

Remember how we always wanted a "secret passage"... Discuss amongst yourselves.

The most exciting thing thus far! Old door is almost a distant memory!

Unfortunately, he didn't finish and the next day it plummeted to 15 degrees. eek. cold.

He is finishing today. Hopefully, the new door (and windows) will arrive soon.

Much better placement.

Here is the production schedule for now

1. Electrician - today

2. Mason - today

3. Insulation!! - ?

4. Walls - ?

5. Floors - ?

6. Painting - ?

7. Cabinets - ?

8. Plumbing final - ?

9. Electrician final - ?

10. Counter tops - ?

11. Jennifer gives birth

TA-DA!

Skinny Jeans - now?

2012-01-18T08:50:00.001-05:00

Maternity stores scare me a little bit. Perhaps because they want your entire medical history when you pay. Last I checked, my due date is none of your concern.

On one my first shopping trips, I panic'd and grabbed a couple of pairs of jeans. And oops one was skinny jeans. I am just not a skinny jean girl. My ankles and my tooshie like a little breathing room. I fully intended to return them. Pregnancy is not a time where you should attempt skinny jeans for the first time. It just isn't right.

Unfortunately. You also cannot be picky. If that is what is clean, you wear them. There you have it. I now wear skinny jeans. The good news is.. They fit nicely into my snow boots. That's cool.

This is my view from above. I don't look nearly that big from a profile. But looking down holy moly.

How is there going to be enough room for 5 more months?!

Basement Brownies, Plumber Hank

2012-01-13T11:14:00.002-05:00

Sometimes... you just make do.

Especially if you want hot brownies.

(I am going to stop apologizing for looking hideous or posing for pictures in my PJ's. This is real life baby)

I told Chip to share some brownies with his new construction friends.

Plumber Hank changed our towels from the washer to the dryer.

Plumber Hank brings us our newspaper.

Plumber Hank can stay as long as he wants.

The Sink

2012-01-09T10:06:00.000-05:00

um.

Is it normal to have such a large sink?

I could bathe in this thing

Jen 5" 3

Sink 4" 0

Wait until you see the shower head aka faucet. It too, is taller than me.

Ultrasound - 13 Weeks 0 Days

2012-01-05T16:02:00.000-05:00

Here we are at our NT scan.

Everything looks to be on track.

We heard the heart beat for the first time.

Ultrasounds never get old.

Chip said it's like watching the world's best tv show. I concur.

This little baby slept through the entire scan.

That is until the doctor came in to get some more pictures,

at which time he did a somersault and stood on his/her head.

And now onto the pictorial commentary.

She/he chilling on a recliner watching Gold Rush.

Gotta love those crazy gold miners.

We think he/she has my nose.

After the tech saw this picture,

she told me to go to the bathroom.
My bladder was squishing the baby.

I gave her a hug and promised to name the baby in her honor.
(it's the huge thing above the baby, full of H20)

AND THE EXTRA SPECIAL SURPRISE!!!

I feel so spoiled. A 3D IMAGE!! Wahoo!!

Pregnancy is Amusing - Documentation

2012-01-05T10:13:00.003-05:00

My list of favorite pregnancy moments thus far.

1. Eating two donuts in the grocery store and explaining to the cashier why I wanted to pay for an empty bag. I confessed this to Chip on the way to meeting him at our first ultrasound. He comes to greet me and says WHAT is all over your FACE?! Oh my gosh it is donut glaze! And proceeds to scrape it off my face in the parking lot shaking his head saying, I cannot believe we have succumbed to this already. You are only 5 weeks preggo. (On a different trip, I ate a bag of sour gummy bears... I forgot they had to weigh them before consumption whoops.. I stole some.)

2. I was still trying to fit into my pre-wedding pants. While admitting they were a getting a ~~little~~ lot tight. Chip said calmly, you are going to choke the baby. Valid point. Well those pants are permanently out now. In fact, the pants I wore to church on Sunday. No longer fit the following Friday. Time to bring more than one pair of pants to the gym. Makes for an uncomfortable day without a larger backup.

3. I lost my razor at the gym. I called the dr's office to ask if I had to undress for an intake appointment. I Didn't want anyone to see my hairy legs. The nurse laughed very very hard and said, Oh that's just going to get worse. I wouldn’t worry about it. YES but right now I have no excuse for bad hygiene! So stop laughing!

4. Ask Chip to see his rendition of the embryo attaching to the uterine lining. It's frightening. He performed this for my doctor at our first appointment. She's cool. Didn't even flinch at the weird man.

5. The first person Chip told about the baby… The nice male worker at Whole Foods. He just blurted it out, because he could. My wife is pregnant! Who is that guy going to tell? True Dat Homey..

And now for a picture of my rocking chair ottoman.

Purchased where everyone purchases nursery items.

Orvis.

Right next to the fly fishing rods.

Demolition - The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

2012-01-03T10:30:00.000-05:00

And here we have... bare bones.

They plastic'd (not a word.) the kitchen from the rest of the house.

You have to go outside to enter demolition zone.

It is quite odd.

The kitchen feels 10 miles away.

The Stairs stay until the carpenter can frame in the new 2nd floor closet.

The walls are plaster. See the oozing in between the boards.

Every time they hit a wall, it sounds like glass shattering.

Wall is semi-gone.

We discovered the supporting beam had been altered...

when the 2nd floor bath was remodeled.

So the partial frame has to stay until this can be fixed.

We make our friends come over to ooh and ahh at things.

They like us, so they pretend it is interesting (just like you are right now, reading this)

WOOD FLOORS!!!! Looks like three layers of linoleum. Not terrible....

We have not decided if we refurbish/patch stain or start over.

That brings us to the temporary kitchen in all of it's basement glory.

On the plus side. We have a working stove.

On the negative side. It's in the unfinished portion of the basement.

We play darts while we eat cereal.

Life is not complete...

If you do not have your motorcycle helmet next to the drinking glasses.

We will eat out a lot. Call us if you want to go to dinner.

Bump 10 Weeks and 12 Weeks

2012-01-03T09:29:00.000-05:00

10 Weeks 2 days

(excuse the weird expression- no makeup face.. Lets be real.. I never wear much if any makeup)

12 Weeks 1 Day = food belly + baby bump.

It seems a bit early to have a bump.

Part of it ~~may be~~ is laziness.

I don't think I need to suck in my stomach anymore. Talk about liberating!

I am well. No morning sickness. REALLY REALLY hungry though.

Thanks for the well wishes!

We are very excited!

Banished from the Kingdom

2011-12-28T08:00:00.003-05:00

Guess what. I moved out. Temporarily.

While the walls are being knocked down, sending plaster, asbestos and lead paint through the air. All that kind of good stuff.

I moved out. So our baby won't suck in all these toxins.

We thought we had until January 3 to pack in an organized manner.

Not so much.

We were surprised with the news at 9:00 am on December 27.

We had packed nada. Yikes.

It was and is... not pretty.

(and I packed in my yoga pants. sloppy)

We are thrilled to have started the project finally. And hope it is completed by July =)

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Want to see pre-kitchen demolition pictures and a brief overview?

The sink is gone and relocated. In Phase 2 of remodel, the window will be replaced with french doors leading to the backyard. It will stay for now.

The doorway to the right of this room will be the new mudroom.

The new entry door is moving here. (see below)

Right now, this is what we use as the main entrance. (Guests can use the front door, but often choose not to). It is smack dab in the middle of the kitchen. The amount of outdoor material tracked in through this door is insane (re: embarrassing). We are moving the doorway to the new tiled mud room. YAY!!!

We are excited to see how many layers of linoleum is on this floor.

We are HOPING under the yucky, will be oak floors.

If not, we plan on replacing the floor with wide-plank maple.

Which we will stain the color of a gym floor to brighten up the house a bit.

Looking forward to a bigger pantry!

(and drawers/cabinets that close..properly in all humidity levels)

And dreaming of a new stove.

Back staircases. Dark. Dangerous. I am happy to see these go.

Currently the kitchen is long and narrow.

Removing the staircase buys about 5 more feet in width.

In the place of these, possible second floor laundry?!! (maybe, we'll see..not sure if I like or hate this idea)

This wall is shared with the butler's pantry.

It is going away to open up the space substantially.

Butler's Pantry. It's a little sad to get rid of this. Unfortunately, we need the space and in today's world a butler's pantry is not a necessary use of space. A real pantry and a fridge located IN the kitchen is necessary.

There is an old laundry shoot in the kitchen, we plan on reviving... which I am extremely excited about...

(notice the stepstool.. my kitchen new and old, is way too tall for me)

That is all from kitchen world for now.

This will be a weekly update in blog world.

For my own personal documentation.

8 Years

2011-12-27T09:57:00.001-05:00

Dating: 2,920 Days

Married: 66 Days

Could She Be Any Cuter?

2011-12-25T10:13:00.000-05:00

Chip bought Penny a present for Christmas.

The large bone distressed poor Penny.

She has never received such a large rawhide.

She desperately wanted to take it outside for burying purposes.

We wouldn't let her and boy did she let us know her displeasure.

Our dog is a 2-yr old that is never going to grow up.

Our First Family Holiday Card

2011-12-22T12:25:00.001-05:00

(real adult holiday cards will start in 2012. I promise. I cannot make excuses for this anymore.)

Ultrasound - 10 Weeks 6 Days

2011-12-21T15:21:00.001-05:00

Here are some more baby pictures. Looks like a real life baby now.

Doctor thinks it's a girl...

I don't think it's possible to tell yet so we will not be purchasing anything pink.

Verdict is still out.

WAVING HELLO

SWIMMING SWIMMING SWIMMING

ALIEN BRAIN

SPINE

NAPPING NAPPING NAPPING

MOONING THE CAMERA

The Kids Department and Being Cheap

2011-12-20T13:59:00.000-05:00

Whenever possible... I shop in the kids department. They grow kids big these days. I should benefit from America's obseity while shopping.

Lets talk Northface first. An extra large kids coat. Is 2.5 inches larger in all directions than the small adults. At a 45% savings... why would you buy the adults? Same goes for gloves. have you looked at kids hands these days. Buy the kids version.

Leggings. Extra large kids leggings from Target. Thicker. Stretchier. More coverage. Most fantastic. $6.99. Adult crappier version. $16.99.

Recently a niece, with rather large feet, pointed out that not only could she shop in the adults department... But with my measly little feet, I could buy kids shoes. I did not know this! Here i come Stride Rite!

Consider this a public service announcement. Check the kids department first. You will be pleasantly surprised.

Yardwork?

2011-12-14T09:55:00.000-05:00

Everyone does yard work in their house right?

And everyone is as umm, overly concerned, as we in regards to the shape of their Christmas tree?

As always, I wanted the biggest tree one could buy. As always... I was told it was too tall for the room. I simply will not believe this statement.. until we bring one home that actually does not fit. Just saying.

If we cannot have a tall tree,

then we shall get the fattest tree in the land!!

It's fat fat fat. Even after the uptight people gave it a haircut.

(excuse my dirty camera lens)

No I Did Not

2011-12-12T09:13:00.000-05:00

No I did not....... drive into the garage with the christmas tree tied to the roof of the car. Even after Chip reminded me 5 seconds prior... not to drive into the garage.

yeah... Brain misfire

We Now Resume Random Thoughts...

2011-12-09T14:53:00.000-05:00

We can now return to the regularly scheduled blogging about pointless things.

Lets see.

This morning, I got an urgent phone call regarding a hot chocolate party on the third floor complete with tiny marshmallows and candy cane stirrers. Say no more! I love all things tiny, including tiny marshmallows. If I had a tiny stick, I would have roasted them on a tiny campfire (or sterno)

Currently there is yoga occurring in the lunch room/atrium. I poo-poo'd this activity for about a year. I am way too busy and important for such antics. Who am I kidding exactly? I find a variety of less than productive ways to waste company time (see above)? Next time there is office yoga. I going for it.

And finally a conversation I find amusing.

Scene: My co-worker pacing outside my office. Which generally annoys me.

              Excuse me what are you doing, and why are your doing it repeatedly?
I am walking around the building cooling off my Lean Cuisine(y).
            Interesting. So the gusts of wind you are creating with your brisk walking abilities acts as a food cooler.
            Carry on. Nice technique. (or insane.. whatever)

I promise to update more frequently now that my sanity (err shhh peanut gallery) has returned.

Ultrasound - 6 Weeks 0 Day

2011-11-17T15:11:00.013-05:00

(backpost)

little tiny wittle baby

We saw a heartbeat. This made us very happy. Look how tiny.

My doctor is a lover of ultrasounds... My favorite thing about her really. The more pictures the better!

Wedding Day!!

2011-11-14T15:40:00.005-05:00

The day started out bright and early. 9:30 am at the venue.

Julie and Heather shared the day with me. It was very relaxing. No real hub-bub.

I requested Julie bring the baby... I needed some entertainment throughout the day. And baby holding is very entertaining to me. She is one of the girls.

This is Anna. Anna works freelance for me and also owns a salon. She is great. It was our goal to hire people we knew or were from our town. Keeping it in the family makes life much more relaxing.

See relaxed. Starting to feel weird about so many pictures of myself.

The obligatory dress hanging picture.

I was very impressed I remembered to toss the plastic hanger pre-pictures.

And shoes. My favorite part of the venue. It's pretty fancy. But if you look closely... parts are shabby chic. notice peeling paint. Perfect!

Heather really liked this chair and made me pose in it.

Ready to go meet the groom.

Julie would like it notated the photographer made her get dressed sans makeup for this shot.

Chip and I decided.... We are throwing a party. We want to be at the party. Why would we leave to take pictures during the party?

We met before the ceremony. Breaking all kind of rules. We are wild like that.

Here is our first look. I cannot wait to see the professional pictures from this shot.

A little note on our photographer. We have known him for years. We hang out with him on the weekend. He made a HUGE difference on our wedding day. Not just the pictures, the level of comfort was vital.

After our posed pictures. We went to take fun city pictures. Our first stop was playhouse square. The Wizard of Oz matinee had just ended. One little girl's mom came over.... She would like to talk to you. She couldn't have been more than four with huge eyes peering up at us. She didn't say anything but stare. My heart melted. We were a real life prince and princess to her. Priceless memory.

As we were walking back to the club, we passed Starbucks.

How hilarious to stand in line for a cup of coffee dressed like a wedding cake topper. Yes!

Our family then met us for pictures before the ceremony.

Besides for the Best Man and Matron of Honor. Our bridal party consisted of nieces and nephew. I don't have permission to post all the kids. but I will post this kid.

Notice Little Christopher.. is wearing a tuxedo.

I headed back upstairs as guests started to arrive.

See exhibit A for this portion of the story.

I love this picture. Look at the primping after the minister finally arrived.

Finally the show can start!

Mr. and Mrs.

Can you believe it?!

Ok. We cut the cake... now what do we do?

I do not want to get my hands sticky..... Chip says OH come on!

Chip's requested music for the cake portion of the evening.

Lyle Lovett she's no lady, she's my wife.

Nice huh =)

The morning of the wedding, I called my brother for a Target run. I need 1 pair of white converse please do not ask any questions. The tube socks were a happy accident. I was wearing them that morning. Saved my life these shoes.

Look at my grandma's face. OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

College Friends.

Two of my best friends

Coworkers with flowers. Very manly.

And after all the excitement. We ended the night at the hotel bar.

It was a perfect day. I couldn't have dreamed of a better wedding day.

We had so much fun and enjoyed every minute of it.

I was so happy so many of our friends and family traveled such great distance to celebrate with us.

Onto the next chapter......... What will it hold?

To Be Determined.

Minister Snafu

2011-11-11T17:09:00.000-05:00

I was going to include this in the wedding post. However, due to the hilariousness I believe it deserves it's own time in the spotlight.

Setting: Chip downstairs greeting guests. Jennifer upstairs with Heather and Julie.

It started to get a little late. Chip called upstairs asking for the minister's number. Uh. I have the church number, but I do not have a cell phone for him.

About 15 minutes later, the manager/coordinator came to tell me the minister still had not arrived. Bless his heart, he was very nervous, to tell me. Little did he know, I wasn't that bothered.

My only thought... Everyone is having WAY more fun than I am. So not fair.

Next thought... The minister may be injured or something. Very unlike him

I borrowed a phone and started calling minister #2 at the church. Why wasn't he already on his way down here?

As I was holding for Minister #2, someone flagged down minister #1's car and ushered/dragged him through the door. (30 minutes late)

The rest is history.

After the fact, we were told of the scrambling occurring in the background. If there is anything this family knows how to do..... It is react quickly and problem solve.

Here are the various plans of the day; most of which I did not know about until days later.

A: Minister arrives

B: Cocktail Hour until Minister or another able body shows

C: Chip's sister called a judge. A judge has to get an ok from the probate court to legally perform a marriage. He was however, happy to come down and do a ceremonial wedding. We would have taken care of the legal part on Monday. Oh hilarious. We almost had a fake wedding and didn't even know it?!

D: Chip's brother-in-law discovered a family friend was ordained. Oh my gosh. We run into this guy in the strangest of places. If I walked down the aisle to see him standing there, in probably a graduation gown, I would have laughed too hard to continue.

Concluding Thoughts:

The minister thought the ceremony started at 6:00. It wasn't until afterwards, he discovered why everyone was so frantic. I believe people were thinking one of us backed out. Even though you may be embarrassed to admit it. You have seen it on tv. And you kind of want to attend such a wedding. Sorry guys not this one.

I do not regret the snafu. I love it. It adds character. Nothing goes smoothly and funny things like this make the day that much more memorable. When I am 95 I will re-tell the story every day. Thanks Reverend!

Pre-Honeymoon

2011-11-01T14:45:00.002-04:00

After planning a wedding... the thought of planning a big vacation was too overwhelming. We are going to postpone a big trip, for post holidays when we REALLY need it to escape the snow. Plus we couldn't find anyone to watch Ms. Penny for an extended period of time.

We decided to head about four hours away to Nemacolin in the mountains (hills) of Pennsylvania.

The drive is really fun, picturesque with a scoop of intrigue

We stopped for lunch at the ONLY place we could find. It was awesome. Old family Italian joint. I could only take one picture. It was romantic =)

We arrived at Nemacolin, took a nap and off we went on the evening adventures.

First up. Honeymoon dinner.

Then a little photo shoot.

Beware: Things are not always what they appear.

Cute right? Yes.

But let's step back and look at the full picture.

Cute right?

And now... He got run over by a car.

After a quick trip to the tavern, we passed by a very loud law firm retreat party. Which of course... I thought we should crash.

Instead I was talked into to a cigar bar for some Scotch. We don't smoke cigars, nor do we drink Scotch. But the people watching was great. While we were sitting there, I looked down and right on my ring was a little lady bug. That's good luck right?

I played with it for awhile. Until we realized, people thought we (I) were crazy and it was best to go to bed.

The next morning we woke up to...

What the heck?!

So we went to the 4-wheeling course. They supply you with a guide and a Jeep Rubicon. Chip drove through the hills, rocks, streams, woods. He was in heaven. I watched. Because.... I don't like to drive in the snow. Ever.

(picture to come)

Then we headed for some massages, a nap, a dip in the pool, dinner. and I fell asleep.

The next morning, I scheduled a dog sled trip. Then realized.... breakfast in bed was much more fun. So no dog sleds for us. We headed home just in time for our niece's 3rd birthday party.

It was a perfect weekend get away with my new husband. We came, we saw, we relaxed, we laughed.

(I promise a wedding post sometime soon... I am gathering pictures and my verbiage to fully document the occasion)

Wedding Preview

2011-10-22T23:59:00.000-04:00

I do not have many pictures at this point.

I will be sure to do a full recap which include such highlights as the ministers near no show...
Though I am lacking photos, our backup photographer (friend) is not.
Enjoy. More to come!

Perfect day.
Perfect husband.
I couldn't have dreamed of a better wedding day.

Let's also take a quick look how the night ended.

Completely normal. Right?

Errand Day

2011-09-15T12:56:00.001-04:00

I took the day off work and we accomplished a lot. Plus we had a really good time.

First up Florist.

Here's how that started. You are making me go to the florist, now you are making smell like your perfume. My testerone level is depleting as we speak.

Next Marriage License.

As we were answering questions, I said.. Four generations later, some ancestor will pull this license for a grade school genealogy project. Our job titles are going to go down in history. Then we debated how glamorous we should make ourselves sound. We laughed and giggled. The other people getting their licenses were not having nearly as much as us. We felt bad for them.

Finally - Tailor.

First, I went to the normal tailor. Who for some reason does NOT like me?

I am quite pleasant when I am there, I swear.

She told me she wouldn't fix my dress. Ok then.

So I visited another recommended tailor.

She is very capable and nice, with an extra large scooping of odd.

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Ready for the punch line*:

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There were 75 - 100 cabbage patch kid dolls littering the joint.

Staring at me with their plastic eyes.

Weird. Yet hilarious.

I will take pictures next time.

(there is another punch line to the story, but I won't share because it's gross and offensive)

New Nephew

2011-09-13T10:03:00.000-04:00

May I introduce you to the newest Stofiel.

David and Patricia's little boy joined us on 9/10/11.

Weighing a whopping 8 pounds 11 ounces. 21 inches long.

Mom and baby are doing well. Dad... the usual.

The parents are teasing us about naming this child.

So for now, we call him no-name.

Another newbie

2011-09-12T10:05:00.001-04:00

After sitting in the hospital for the birth of no-name.

I headed down to meet Julie's new babino for the first time.

She is a week old.

The new parents are doing well! As is baby.

I wish I lived closer to ~~steal the baby~~ visit every day.

Counting down the days until we meet again!

In the Doghouse!

2011-09-06T09:52:00.000-04:00

The dog ran away this morning at 5:45 AM! It was all my fault. I obviously didn't shut the gate all the way the night before.

That dog can run. She could be 2 towns away by now. I searched by car and on foot, with little hope of finding her. The streets are dark, the woods are dark....

After about a half an hour of looking, I stood in the middle of the street crying. Then I woke up Chip.

Luckily for us, he found her harassing another dog. Unlucky for the poor lady who was trying to sneak the garbage out in her robe.

Here's to a good week and less tears.

Unwelcome Visitor

2011-09-02T13:14:00.000-04:00

Scenario: Chip is researching appliances in his office. I am lying on the office floor semi-listening. Penny is running around downstairs doing who knows what and making a lot of noise while doing it. I see a shadow. What the heck! I run into the bedroom and hide under the safety of the covers.

Only then do I scream "THERE'S A BAT IN THE HOUSE!"

Chip locates the bat and it is HUGE. Luckily it flew into the guest bedroom. Unlucky for Chip, the bat did not read the how to be a bat manual and is dive bombing low to the ground. Chip crawls to the door over the garage and opens it. He then slips out the connecting bathroom door.

Ten minutes later. No sign of a bat.

That my friends, is how one gets a GIANT bat out of your house in five minutes. This was much quicker than the other rodent situation. It's wild kingdom around these parts.

(My wedding dress was in that room, I am still a little concerned it may have bat poop on it)

P.S My college roommate had a bat in her room. I told her that it's quite possible she received a bite in her sleep and now has rabies. She believed me and went to the doctors to check for rabies. She is a doctor now. A not so smart doctor sometimes. (She doesn't read this blog. Hi Tarin)

Eighties Party and a Pig

2011-08-30T09:15:00.000-04:00

I love dress up parties!

Aren't my pants fantastically pink and high.

Chip still owns overalls. He has no shame wearing them for special occasions.

And we bought a pig for no reason at all.

Notice he is wearing a seat belt. You can never be too safe.

Urban Kayaking

2011-08-29T15:52:00.002-04:00

Ahhh the Cuyahoga River.

The only place in the world, where you can kayak next to a barge.

The crew made conversation as we floated by, because that's what we boat people do.

(The size of boat does not matter. We are all boat people.)

Yes, Drew Carey. Cleveland Rocks

The dunes came from Michigan. (per the crew of the barge)

The sand is used for covering up oil spills.

Looks too tropical to be used for such things.

Notice the railroad tracks that lead.........
into the water

Perfect summer day in the city.

Urban Paradise

Wait one more. After our athletic adventure.... I ordered the biggest beverage I could find.

Even the bartender laughed at me.

Lights Camera Action

2011-08-25T08:59:00.000-04:00

Lookie. Our new kitchen lights!

Except they will be silver, not blue. Though I am kind of loving the blue....

So here we are..... ready to demolish the kitchen in a couple of weeks.

That is what normal people do right before a wedding, right? Wish us luck.

Our kitchen is ugly.. I will not be sad to see it go.

My New Nephew likes CHEESE

2011-08-15T09:02:00.001-04:00

He's not here yet. But I am positive he will enjoy cheese. Don't you think?

Yes, I openly mock people who paint themselves for football games.

However, this is just plain hilarious.

My superb graphic designer coworker gave up his Saturday afternoon to paint the masterpiece.

Their seats were in the first couple of rows on the visiting side of Browns stadium.

(Yes the rest of us are Brown's fans)

Donald Driver and the other players were quite amused.

I have not seen any maternity pictures so spectacular.

Yes she has shoes on. And yes that is an O'Doul's.

Quote of the Day

2011-08-10T09:01:00.000-04:00

"Lets not wear skulls for engagement photos." - Photographer

I was actually OK with the skulls. From far away it looks like little tiny flowers.

It is a bit morbid though.

We Crashed a Wedding

2011-07-14T13:36:00.002-04:00

Yes we did. Twice in fact. (plus one charity event, so three times if you are keeping tally.)

What should I wear? Is this a black tie event? Will we stick out? What if my dress is the same color as the bridesmaids? All these questions take on a whole new level of weirdness as an uninvited guest.

Wedding number 1:
It was kind of a sad wedding. We arrived at 10:30 pm and very few people were still in attendance. The bride was a little kooky. No one was dancing. No one noticed or cared about our presence.

Wedding Number 2:
We drove quite a distance to see this band. The band was great and everyone was dancing. Trying not to be obvious crashers, we stood by the door. We noticed a lady walking back and forth. Then she stood behind us. ehhh. oh cr@p we are standing right in front of the gift table! They think we are going to steal the gifts. WHOOOPS! We could have picked a better location. Not our best incognito work, but mission accomplished, we found a band.

I hope our band sends people to look... It would amuse me. I will offer them a drink and a piece of cake.

Disclaimer: We were invited by the bands personally. We did not partake in any libations. We merely observed.

Miley - Life Saved. Lessons Learned.

2011-06-17T09:56:00.001-04:00

I do not know if you had a chance to read her story when I originally posted it. I removed it quite quickly due to sad circumstances. I will pick up where I left off.

When we sent Miley to the kennel, we were told about a three days holding period, then she would be transferred to the county shelter. That will work. We can find her a home or a foster in three days. And we did. On day two, I called the kennel so we could arrange a pickup. I was told they transferred Miley that morning. Three days is not 72 hours, but three day days. As in, we had her picked up on Tuesday at 11:00 pm. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday AM she was transferred. Besides... They wouldn't have released her back to us regardless of her current whereabouts. That was and is unacceptable. We were not told any of this. We would have never turned her in. Never.

Fine. I called the county. It was then, I learned she was classified as a Pit Bull. Pit Bulls are NOT adoptable, by anyone, for any reason. Only the owner can get the dog released. A euthanization date was set in three days. We were heart broken as I put up fliers throughout the neighborhood desperate to locate the owner.

Meanwhile, the potential adoptive parent, contacted the rescues in the area and an email campaign ensued to save her. They fought to bring in a scanner to check for a microchip. Surely, she has one. Just let us do it! The newspapers and tv stations were called. Nothing was working.

When the county refused rescue release.... We decided to go down with a picture and try to get her out as our own. We were caught as paperwork was being finalized, due to the hoopla we created beforehand. Essentially, we felt we had signed her death warrant, not once, but twice.

The day after her scheduled date, we called the county. She was still alive. They gave us three more days to find her owner. On that scheduled day, another call was made... They pushed back the date for another week. This went on and on.

As a last ditch effort, someone with some clout, went down to adopt her. He was refused as well. Now they were mad. Very mad. At that point we realized, we had to back away from this. They dug in their heels and we have no other options. Heartbroken, we tried to forget Miley and the consequences of our actions.

Fast forward 7 months. My co-worker said... I overheard people talking about a dog. And I think it is Miley. I saw her, she looks good and happy, but she is still at the county. WHAT!? She went on to say it was a miracle they kept her alive for eight months. There is no good reason they would have saved her.

Tears welled up. The laws have been changed and rescues can adopt out dogs of this breed. We still needed a rescue to step forward. Poor dog has been in the shelter, in the bad dog area, for a long eight months. Is she still the same natured dog? We had no idea.

Last night Chip brought the paper over to me...

Immediately, I sent an email to verify the dog's identity. It is HER!!! She is alive, out of her eight month jail, and at a safe home, while she waits for her forever family.

We are relieved and so thankful to the rescue who took a chance on her.

Here is what we learned and hope to teach others.
1. DO NOT turn in a dog until you know the ramifications of your actions. Once a course is started, it may not be reversible. No matter how hard you try.
2. Check your city's procedures. I am shocked and disappointed. our city. does this.
3. The Microchip in your dog is a false sense of security. Many shelters do not scan.
4. Vets will scan stray dogs. Please take a stray dog to the vet before you do anything.
5. Support your humane societies and rescues. It can cost $95+ dollars for a rescue to pull a dog from a shelter.

When in Public

2011-06-11T09:29:00.005-04:00

Scene: Home Depot

Prop: Flatbed Cart

Action: Jen pretending she was a cowboy, requesting that Chip pulled her on cart.

Conclusion: Home Depot worker yelling MA'AM YOU MAY NOT RIDE ON THAT CART!!!

It was then... Jen realized... Perhaps, she should start acting more like an adult. (At least when in public places.)

La Petite T-Rex

2011-06-10T12:02:00.000-04:00

It's take your puppy to work day! I am puppy-sitting while ~~working~~.

I gave him the largest dog bowl in the prop closet and we had a little photo-shoot.

Excuse the blur, he moves quickly.

Inside Out

2011-06-10T09:22:00.000-04:00

Chip does not like when I flip Ms. Penny's ears inside out.

Penny, on the other hand does not care.

It is good hygiene to air out her floppy ears.

It bugs Chip...

This makes me laugh.

And isn't that what life is about?

A good hearty chuckle?

This concludes - deep thoughts, by Jennifer

Another Day at the Office

2011-06-01T12:39:00.000-04:00

My favorite part of my job is calling people and inquiring about odd things. I get to talk to the best people.

Here is what I learned today;

Dump Trucks are going out of style. Did you know that? The insurance is very high on dump trucks. No one can afford them anymore.

Rental Costs for BackHoes & Excavators - $250 - $450 a day, plus freight costs (which is another $200).

There you have it.

Next step. Find a mud pit to dig holes with the above excavator. Whoops, it just occurred to me.... I need someone to DRIVE my excavator and backhoe! ooohh. Back on the phone with my new friend.

80's Prom Dress Selection

2011-05-31T09:28:00.000-04:00

So perhaps it is not really an 80's prom. However, when our friends throw a theme party... I take it upon myself to dress appropriately. Take a gander at some of the lovelies...

This one was lovely... But too small. And not enough glitter.

This salmon number is the right color, the right size and the bow perfection. Not for $80 though. Please. who would spend $80 on such a get-up?

Hello PINK lame! Why yes! Have you seen anything more perfect. I felt so sparkly and pretty, not to mention POOFY. It was too big, but still on the list of possibilities.

The hunt continues. Rumor has it.. Chip is breaking out his overalls.

The Vending Machine Loves ME!

2011-05-25T16:40:00.000-04:00

The vending machine was recently filled... WITH ALL MY CHILDHOOD FAVORITES!

1. Orange cupcakes. Oh buddy, these bad boys are hard to find! And when you find them. They are a mandatory purchase. Fake orange deliciousness. My mom used to hoard these in places children would not look.

2. BUGLES! When was the last time you saw Bugles? Oh it reminds me of tent camping and....

WITCH FINGERS!

(yes the boat picture is still hanging)

Before you get green with envy... Bugles are not made for adult hands.

They are much smaller than I recall.

Who Us? and Why Me?!

2011-05-23T09:28:00.000-04:00

Remember when we did this?

I am not great at incognito activities. Even now, there is extreme guilt.

BUT a band we are considering (not the itchy guy) was playing at an arts benefit. Unfortunately, we couldn't make the benefit, but decided to stop by later in the evening for a look-see.

We accidentally danced the night away. Whoops, not the intention. It was really fun though.

Another memorable part of the evening; a girl who looked like a future Bravo Housewife... tried to beat me up in the bathroom line. I was obnoxiously pleasant and innocent. I have no idea why the girl was so bitter (or intoxicated?). She brought girl back-up to find me! I snuck out with a couple, pretending to be their friend. I do not want to go back to that place again. I was legitimately scared.

What a strange evening.

The Itchies

2011-05-20T09:00:00.000-04:00

A guy from a band called me from the hospital recovery room. He was heavily medicated. I asked him if he was going to remember our conversation.

He replied:
I am itchy from the drugs. They gave me more drugs to stop the itchies. I am not itchy anymore.

Good to know. And that pretty much answers my question regarding your memory capabilities.

Someone should take away his cell phone... I think.

Another Day at the Pig Farm

2011-05-19T12:52:00.003-04:00

Chip: You squealed in your sleep last night.
Jen: Squealed like a pig?
Chip: Kind of.
Jen: oink oink.

It's been awhile since I have done anything wacky in my sleep. Thought you would like an update.

Type Type Type Type

2011-05-16T08:53:00.000-04:00

Picked up this beauty this weekend.

Chip dusted her off, oiled the parts, re-ribboned.
Viola, she is a typing machine.

Do you love her?

I do!

I could stare at her all day.

Thanks to Chip for making my little baby work again!

Remember When We Lost the Car?

2011-05-13T16:29:00.001-04:00

I was running errands with a friend one day and we stopped to grab a quick deli sandwich

We chatted as we parked, we chatted walking into the store, we chatted while shopping, we chatted out to the parking lot... chat chat chat.

And then we stopped.

uh... Do you know where we parked. No I don't even remember parking. Whose car did we drive SERIOUSLY the parking lot has about ten spaces how the heck did we lose the car!

We laughed and panicked, in equal doses. It was nowhere to be found.

Then, I hear a voice over my shoulder.. Jen, did you lose something?

AHH who is watching this debacle?! Oh the bartender from the local pub.

Internal voice: oh (bad word)!
External voice: Josh..... Don't judge.

He laughed all the way to his car.

PERFECT. He will kindly pretend this did not happen. Right.

(now YOU are judging me because he knows my name.)

It's Been Awhile

2011-04-27T10:22:00.000-04:00

It's time for a post, since my grandma yelled at me. So here it goes.

We have been busy planning a wedding. Here is what I have learned in the process;

-Shame on schools for not teaching proper handwriting. Now I have to hire calligrapher. Thanks a lot.

-Florists are cool. I [really] want to make more appointments just for fun.

-Wedding bands are cheesy. Accept it and move on with life.

-Dress ladies do NOT like when you insist on no bling.

-You can design your own ballroom dancing shoe. They are extra padded and comfy. Hello, yes please!

-My job skills, really help with wedding planning training. I juggle vendors and freelancers all day, every day. Why was I worried about this?

-Happy hour - following vendor meetings, is my most favorite wedding planning activity. It's where we pat ourselves on the back for being so productive...

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So there is your wedding update.

Now onto other fun news. This bus told me to take a picture. So I did. Perfect timing, I think it's time to plant the porch urns! Yay. thanks bossy bus.

See you again soon.

Random Thought

2011-04-06T10:49:00.001-04:00

I am too short for my house. Every single room requires a step stool. OH maybe I will get one of these.

The Ring Box

2011-03-21T17:11:00.000-04:00

How did Chip hide the ring from me?

Then he promptly put it back on his toothbrush.

Well played, my friend. I would not have looked in a toothbrush caddy.

Costa Rica - Jaco Beach Day 8

2011-03-07T09:00:00.040-05:00

You will be met by a Costa Rica Expeditions’ guide and driver for the approximately 4 1⁄2-hour drive back to San Jose. Stop in Jaco for an Outrigger Canoe Tour. Outrigger canoes have been plying the warm waters of the world for centuries, long before Columbus, the Vikings and the Polynesians were discovering new worlds. The craft remains basically unchanged from the original, and you will get a bit of that exploratory feel as you paddle near Jaco’s beautiful beaches. After lunch at a local restaurant, you will continue on to San Jose.

Unfortunately, we didn't have anybody else on our tour... so we couldn't go on the outrigger canoe, which holds 20 people. In exchange, we went kayaking which we love, so fine by us.

On the way down to the beach. We spotted a flock of Macaw's.

Beautiful birds. Amazing to see them in the wild.

We have been Kayaking many times, but never on the open water.

After an hour, we pulled over for some snorkeling.

Snorkel masks are just not attractive.

The schools of fish were, but the tide was coming in, so it was too sandy for pictures.

Wait for it, wait for it....

ACTION SHOT!

He snapped this for his brochure. We are so famous.

This, my Friends, was the last day of vacation. We headed to San Jose for one last night before boarding the plane headed home to Penny. We were very tired once we arrived in San Jose. We almost fell asleep in our dinner plates.

We were in Costa Rice for a total of 10 days. Two being fly in and fly out nights. We came, we saw, we did everything Costa Rica had to offer. I HIGHLY recommend going to Costa Rica before it gets too popular (and they start paving roads). The people are great. The surroundings are beautiful. I wouldn't hesitate to bring older kids, especially outdoorsy children they would love it.

Costa Rica - Manuel Antonio Day 7

2011-03-06T09:00:00.000-05:00

We had nothing scheduled for this day. We headed down to the beach town for souvenir shopping.

We stopped for lunch at a surfer cafe.

We sucked up prime table space as we watched people for several hours. We ordered things to make ourselves valuable space-taker-uppers. So there's that.

The surfers have an interesting political hierarchy. I was fascinated.

We found ourselves in the pool again. Shocking, I know.

We rode this little elevator up the cliff to our room. Steep!

This is the view from our hotel room. It was hard to leave the view.

That evening, we took a recommendation from our new surfer friends and headed to a restaurant nearby. It was Delicious. Again no pictures, due to our don't look like a ridiculous tourist - rules.

Costa Rica - Manuel Antonio Day 6

2011-03-05T09:00:00.114-05:00

Morning walk in Manuel Antonio National Park, located on the Pacific Coast (7 kms southeast of Quepos in the Province of Puntarenas). The Park encompasses 1,685 acres and is one of the most beautiful in Costa Rica. South Espadilla and Manuel Antonio beaches are particularly lovely. The principal natural communities are the primary, secondary and mangrove forests, and lagoon and beach vegetation. The park includes 12 small islands just off the coast, which are excellent bird refuges. The fauna remains varied with 109 species of mammals including White-faced Capuchin, Howler and Squirrel Monkeys, pacas, Grey Squirrels, raccoons, White-nosed Coaties, and Two- and Three-toed Sloths and 184 species of birds including the Fiery-billed Araçari, Chestnut-backed Antbird, Baird's Trogon, Orange-collared Manakin, Blue-throated Goldentail, Blue-black Grosbeak, Brown Pelican, Laughing Falcon, Black-collared Hawk, White Ibis, White-bellied Chachalaca, BlueGreen Kingfisher and Jacana. The predominant tree species are the Cotonron, Bully Tree, Nargusta, Black Locust, Cow Tree, Santa Maria, and Silk Cotton, with specimens as tall 30-40 meters.

This deer lives in the park. she is very used to people and will just walk right up to you. She also goes for strolls on the beach from time to time.

I did question why Chip was taking pictures of a deer. We have mass quantities of deer at home. Then I remembered, it's digital who cares how many pictures he takes. And it's an extra special beach deer. We don't have beach deer in Ohio.

Here's a toucan.

Here lizard lizard lizard.

There is a lizard which the locals call Jesus Christ Lizard. He walks on water. They are too quick to snap pictures. Instead you get this guy. There's nothing terribly special about him. Just a lizard.

Here is a sloth. Our guides were delighted to see a sloth moving. They rarely move.

They only come down from the tree to go to the bathroom.

He's cute.

This snake... is poisonous. I forgot the name of it, because I was pre-occupied. see picture below.

People are not too smart. When your guide is telling you how poisonous a species is... Don't put your camera with flash right on top of it? ARE YOU NUTS! Don't worry chip was not one of these tourists.

Here's what I was doing. The daily self portrait, how is the curly humidity hair doing.

The lady next to me.. not sure what she is doing. shhh snake?

And now the best part. Monkeys on beach!

see monkey. see humans. look familiar?

Better keep an eye on these guys or they will steal your sandwich.

He liked to pose for the camera

Later in the day we headed down to the hotel's beach

Love the new underwater camera. If you don't own one. You should buy one. They are inexpensive and fun!

You can take all the floating head pictures you want

That's Chip's hand. It looks like a foot for some reason.

Not in real life, just in this picture. That would be weird in real life.

Why am I a floating head? I guess I forgot how to eggbeater.

Check out Los Pollos De La Playa

And this Duck.. who mated with a cow, then a chicken? That's one crazy duck.

Later that night we left the resort and hit the main town. It was only about 2 blocks long. Again, no pictures. red-head, blonde, Ohio-white skin.. trying not to look like tourists.

We stopped for dinner at the best little Italian restaurant. Then we went to an ex-Pat's bar, full of salty fisherman. The ex-pats were friends with some females of the night who were working outside. I love people. Interesting specimens.

Costa Rica - Manuel Antonio Day 5

2011-03-04T09:00:00.003-05:00

Before we left Monteverde, we took some time to document our proposal spot.

And our waiters who went above and beyond to make our night special

Then we hit the road. For another bumpy ride. Manuel Antoinio was the relaxing portion of our vacation. Pool, beach, fruity drinks, eating. This is what we intended on accomplishing.

After breakfast, you will meet a Costa Rica Expeditions’ driver (Spanish-speaking) for the 4 1⁄2-hour drive to Manuel Antonio. White-sand beaches, cliffs, promontories, ravines, rivers, rainforests, varied wildlife, beautiful seascapes and a hot climate all describe Manuel Antonio National Park. Located on Costa Rica’s Central Pacific Coast 4.3 miles (7 kms) south of Quepos Harbor.

Our driver spoke very little English, but managed to teach us quite a few things on the road.

He pulled over suddenly and jumped out of the car.

He plucked this guy from a tree.

This is a Cashew Fruit.

The fruit itself is OK to eat, but the top cashew portion will burn your lips if consumed.

So how do we get the nuts?

They roast the tops and that is how you get the cashews you eat.

I don't have any picture support for our next lesson.

I didn't feel comfortable taking pictures of someone's life like it was disneyland.

We pulled over at a little tiny roadside stand.

First, we had some Cashew fruit wine.

It was delicious, but I get the feeling it is something people make in their homes.

Not something you buy at the local liquor store.

We also had some sugar cane juice, which they mix with fruits and make a form of gatoraid.

There were some jokes about male fertility. I hope I don't grow a beard.

Our driver, walked around the farm pointing things out and quizzing us on fruits. He did it in such a way, I felt like we were little kids and he was teaching us life lessons. Did you know there is a fruit that contains loofa like material? I didn't, now I do.

Again lovely drive.

When we arrived at a hotel. We took a picture of the cruise ship towel elephant.

Apparantly that picture is mandatory.

Then we spent the rest of the evening in the pool.

Love us some Bahama Mamas. Again the fascination with fruity drinks while in the pool, cannot be ignored.

The Exciting Part! (you have been waiting to hear)

2011-03-03T20:00:00.000-05:00

Were have we been? Costa Rica!

Full journal of vacation (mostly for my own personal history). Lets skip to the best part.

After a morning hike through the Monteverde Cloud Forest and an afternoon zip lining through the treetops, we settled by the fire for a cup of coffee con leche. The sun started to set, Chip suggested a walk. The grounds of the hotel has a short nature hike, down the side of the mountain.

Sounds lovely! After just one more cup of coffee...

Really? The sun is setting.

I'll be quick. Lets go on the full hike. That will be fun.

uh.. OK, but hurry.

The sun starts setting and we head out. There are not any lights on the hike.

Ahh! A bug flew down my shirt! and now it's in my pants!

I got the bug, its fine.

Maybe we should go back. It's dark and rocky and the poisonous snakes come out at night. I am wearing sandals. They are going to bite me and I will die!!

Come on! We are almost there!!! (pleading at this point)

We arrived, the setting was beautiful, the company was perfect. The question was...

Nothing makes me happier than marrying my best friend.

After the excitement, we ordered a bottle of champagne and shared the news with our favorite waiter friend. He said don't do a thing, well drink your champagne, of course. I will be right back! When he returned, he escorted us back down the path to a Koi pond complete with a waterfall. He, with a little help from his friends, set up tiki torches and tea lights surrounding the pond and patio. Our formal table was set in the middle and our private waiter was waiting to take our order.

Pictures do not do this justice. AT ALL.

Did I mention... I get to marry my best friend?!

I love you Chip and cannot wait to be your wife!

Costa Rica - Monteverde Cloud Forest Day 4

2011-03-03T16:00:00.019-05:00

After breakfast, guided excursion in the Monteverde Cloud Forest Reserve. Founded in 1972, the Reserve extends down both slopes of the Tilarán Mountains (elevation 2,300 to 5,600 ft.), encompassing six different ecological life zones and protecting more than 100 species of mammals, 400 species of birds and 1,500 species of plants. From January to July, depending upon your luck and patience, you may observe in its natural habitat the Resplendent Quetzal (occasionally a dozen or more individuals at once). Other species include the Three-wattled Bellbird, the Emerald Toucanet and White-faced and Howler Monkeys.

Here is Chip striking the vacation pose.

Trees in a cloud forest have not changed much from prehistoric times.

This is why Costa Rica has been the location for many movie shoots.

This is the tree from Avatar.

The treetops are covered in TONS of other plant materials.

The moss grows on branches, seeds plant, roots grow, animals decompose.

All of which creates a treetop ecosystem.

It's amazing that a tree can hold that much weight.

This tree is a ficus.

Yes, like the ficus trees we buy for our houses.

Little did you know, they are killers.

A ficus plants itself on a tree-top. The roots grow down that tree.

And then those roots smother the "host" tree. The primary tree dies.

The ficus is left with a big hole.

Which brings us to the part of the tour, where our guide tried to convince me I would fit in the tree

I was very scared of getting stuck.

Good thing, my chest got in the way.

Sharing that fact with tourist strangers (and the Internet) probably not necessary

Some other lady however took the tree plunge.

And nicely snapped some photos.

Shortly after the photo was snapped, we turned back and saw commotion at this tree.

UMM.. hello. Right where we put our hands to climb in the tree.

Snake. Eyelash Viper. Deadly!

It was probably sitting there during our tree antics.

Dodged a snake bite.

Aren't you glad we didn't buy matching raincoats...

Speaking of rain, it's not really raining in the rain forest/cloud forest.

More of a constant mist with a few drops.

On the tour we saw an older British couple. Fast forward about 30 years.... They looked exactly like Chip and I. It was CREEPY. So to make us into more creepy people, we paparazzi stalked them. We didn't get a great photo. That may be my one regret of the vacation.

Next up... Zip-lining.

Our travel company did not recommend zip lining due to safety concerns and lack of government regulation. But we did it anyway.

Sky Trek is a system of zip lines ranging from mountain to mountain, which together have a distance of 2.5 miles of linear cable. The tour gives you the opportunity to fly through a cable and have a unique experience of adventure and adrenaline at speeds up to 40 miles per hour with distances ranging up to 2500 feet and heights of 524 feet. In addition the tour offers 5 observation towers that exceed the cloud forest treetops providing a panoramic view. All with total security and in an innovative braking system. The tour starts with the Sky Tram that will lead you up to the Continental Divide.

Don't let my smile fool you. I was afraid.

Chip was not afraid. He did get a faulty pulley.

This caused him to get stuck on the zip line two times.

He had to pull himself across.

I had the pleasure of being with him one of those times.

I told Chip if he ever wanted to bring our future kids zip lining.

That was fine, but I would not go with them.

I was afraid for myself, there is no way I could watch my kids do this.

Again. A little bit of a fake smile. Still scared.

It was beautiful zipping through the air. And exhilirating.

Scary. Fun, yes. May do it again. Not sure.

Chip loved every minute of it. And that is the reason, I agreed to go.

And.... then we took a nap. Went to the restaurant and... The rest of the story is on another post.

Costa Rica - Monteverde Cloud Forest Day 3

2011-03-02T17:23:00.002-05:00

After breakfast, you will be transferred to a boat at Arenal Dam to cross the lake (15-30 mins depending on wind conditions). The boat will dock at Rio Chiquito, a small town on the shore of Arenal Lake, where you will board an air-conditioned van for a 2 1⁄2 -hour drive to your hotel in Monteverde. Monteverde is a peaceful community made up of dairy farmers, naturalists and tourism service providers who have joined together to create a model for sustainable development and protection of the environment that is becoming known throughout the world. Founded in 1954 by a group of Quakers searching for a peaceful place to live, it is the home of the Monteverde Cloud Forest Reserve, the Children's Eternal Rainforest, and the Santa Elena Reserve.

We said goodbye to Arenal Volcano.

This was the best view of the Volcano the entire trip. It was mostly covered by clouds

We got on a boat and crossed the lake

Then we met the driver and headed up the mountain.

Here are the roads, mentioned in a previous post. Dirt packed, rocky, bumpy, very bumpy, muddy roads.

The drivers can only go about 10 miles an hour up the side of the mountain.

Which is why it takes 2 hrs to go about 45 miles.

You have to get up the mountainside before the fog rolls in... otherwise.... big trouble

The ride was very fun. Really.

There were goats, chickens, horses, cows sometimes fenced, sometimes not.

I joked if we had driven ourselves we would never get anywhere.

I desperately wanted to stop at every little market.

Late in the afternoon, depart for the Sunset horseback riding tour, accompanied by a Spanish-speaking guide. Ride through coffee and banana plantations. You will end up with a view of the Gulf of Nicoya and the sunset.

Chip used to ride in high school.

He scared the bejeezes out of some poor people, when he galloped full speed straight towards them.

AHH runaway horse!!

He did it on purpose.

The good thing for me... My horse was lazy, he couldn't/or wouldn't get up to full speed.

Bad thing for me. My tooshie still hurt the next day.

We spent a lot of vacation looking like this.

Here we were viewing a stick owl.

I would show you the picture... but he looks like a stick and you cannot see him anyway.

Happy Trails to you!

Costa Rica - Arenal Volcano Day 2

2011-03-01T15:21:00.000-05:00

After breakfast, join a local guide on the Peñas Blancas River Safari Tour. From La Fortuna you will drive 20 minutes to the Peñas Blancas river to start the Safari Adventure. A two hour trip on a float boat (no motor). While you enjoy sounds from nature our guide will describe the flora and fauna of the place. It is easy to spot Howler monkeys, crocodiles, toucans, two species of sloths, and different types of local birds.

SURE SIGN US UP!!!

This was one of the best trips we took in Costa Rica. The adventure was great but the people really made the memories.

This was our guide. He was one of my favorites. He was well-versed in the local environment, but it wasn't that which impressed me. It was his strong desire to learn about anything and everything; in particular English. In Costa Rica, they learn English the same way we learn Spanish. Enough to get by, but not enough to become fluent. After his daily river tours, he reads every book he can find. He desperately wants an Internet connection for more access to information and to converse with people in different countries. I don't know him very well, but I know he will succeed. He has too much passion not to succeed. We take access to information for granted, it's good to be reminded to cherish things.

In this picture is a monkey. You cannot see him very well. But as a defense mechanism.... they go potty on invaders. I was almost a victim to such an event. Which would have been OK with me. I still remember when a bird pooped on Chip in Rome. It was holy poop. Literally.

At lunchtime, we pulled off the river to Don Pablo's farm. This is a dirt floor, no-electricity, no telephone farm. It is so perfect it looks like a movie set.

These are Don Pablo's Daughters.

They do not speak English. Yet we sat and talked to them for about an hour. Fascinating women. They served us coffee, homemade mozzarella-like cheese, and bread made from a form of potato. Scrumptious.

This is where Don Pablo's daughters cook by fire (in hot weather). There was also a chicken running by my feet during this picture.

There they are now.

After lunch, we had the pleasure of speaking to Don Pablo. He is 99 years old and until last year worked the farm, everyday. We sat in his bedroom on little stools, just up from the dirt floor and he told us about his life. When we took this picture. he screamed WHISKEY!

Surreal. Is the only way to describe this visit.

On our way home we went to an iguana rest stop.

Shhh I am hiding.

Then the guys dropped us off downtown. We didn't take any pictures because we dislike being viewed as tourists. We blended in well I think, you know red head, blonde and Ohiowhite-skin. Sure....

We did take one of Soda Mima. That's what Chip's nieces call his mom. She replied... please tell me you didn't rent a motorcycle!

Next up for the day. Relaxation. At the Natural Hot Springs.

We played with our underwater camera

Got a backrub under the waterfalls

And enjoyed a fruity beverage.

We like places where you can purchase a fruity beverage in the water, I have no idea why that makes it so much more desirable.

And that was day 2...

Costa Rica - Arenal Volcano Day 1

2011-02-28T17:00:00.002-05:00

I feel truly blessed to have visited Costa Rica. The people of Costa Rica are very proud of their country and went out of their way to be our teachers. I highly suggest this vacation destination. You will love it as much as we did.

During trip planning, we cringed at the amount of driving. In reality, the driving was almost as good as the destinations. I do suggest getting a driver. For a couple of reasons. You are only on a highway for a fraction of your travels. The other roads are not exactly driver friendly. You will see some pictures of these roads later in the summary. PLUS. There is way too much see enroute to be worried about driving.

This completes the Trip Advisor portion; back to our adventures.

After a brief overnight stay in San Jose, we hopped in the car for the 3.5 hour drive to Arenal Volcano.

After checking into the hotel and ooohing over the gardens out our door,

we headed to our first adventure; hanging bridges through the rainforest.

We were very high up.....I looked forward, while grasping the sides of the swinging bridge.

Chip looked down in awe.

We were only slightly concerned when we saw these guys....

Repair work. Really? Now?

But it was worth it to see;

and

Don't forget this

and

I wasn't incredibly thrilled to see this guy, just hanging out.

Eyelash Viper. VERY poisonous snake.

Don't worry mom, we didn't walk across this one

It was a lovely day in the neighborhood.

To Be Continued...

Store Bought - Not an option

2011-02-23T10:03:00.000-05:00

Rule #1: Birthday cakes MUST be homemade.

This year, Chip selected a Cleveland version of a Sicilian dessert; the Cassata.

Hmm. I have never heard of such a cake.

Nor do I have any clue how to make one

But if you want a Cassata cake. You will have one!

After several hours in the kitchen, he said... I had assumed you would buy one.

That would be the wrong assumption my friend. See rule #1.

I am extremely proud of my four layers! (I need a cake stand)

Chip was happy.

I learned how to make a new cake. Though I am not sure I will make it very often.

SUCCESS!

He said yellow cake with butter cream icing will suffice next year.

Nah, bring on the challenge; flexing my baking muscles is fun.

It's Birthday Time!

2011-02-22T09:27:00.000-05:00

Happy Birthday to Chip!

Whenever I get the opportunity to pull this photo out of my library, I do so. I put his face on t-shirts, baby bibs, notepads, blog posts. It's great. Everyone should be so lucky.

He also wants a real life action figure. Sorry, not this birthday. Maybe next Christmas you will receive Chip Action Figure 1.0

C- is Ok

2011-02-21T13:18:00.000-05:00

I go to the gym every week day. YAY for me. OK, really bragging is not the point of this post. The point is... I am a TOTAL cheater when it comes to bicep curls. (and I lean on the stair climber a wee bit)

This morning, one of my fellow gym patrons felt the need to instruct me on technique.

DUDE. How long have you been watching and judging before you came over to point out my errors?

I know I am a gym cheater.. and I am OK with it. I am getting about 70% of a workout. That's about a c- right? I still pass.

Unfortunately for me, when this man (elderly by the way) is at the gym... I will complete all my workouts correctly. And that is really going to be quite inconvenient.

I WILL NOT BE JUDGED!

Public Display of Affection

2011-02-14T09:37:00.000-05:00

Who needs Hallmark when you have a highlighter and a sharpie at your disposal?

Not quite as good as last year's Valentine.

Why Hello Little Friend

2011-02-11T08:30:00.003-05:00

This guy has taken up residence in our yard.

He hangs by Chip's office window in the morning. They have coffee together.

He leaves presents behind of a gory nature.

Permanent Record

2011-02-10T14:39:00.000-05:00

The electric man stopped by today. Exciting right?

He called when he was in the driveway - I am required to call because your account notates you have a "problem dog."

A chuckle followed - Well, I guess you can call her that.

That is so sad. She is a bit of a problem. She's loud and runs away if you leave the gate open. But she's not an attack dog or anything.

I am perplexed. WHO told the electric company she was a problem?!

Please Melt

2011-02-10T08:30:00.012-05:00

This is how the house has looked since mid-December. I don't know how much more we can take.

And my office is freezing too!

My space heater makes me want to nap, so I located a robe in the prop pile.

It's like a snuggy, but not.

Rain Coats

2011-02-09T08:30:00.002-05:00

I think raincoats (and boots) should be extremely colorful. It is the one jacket you get to look like a Crayola crayon. And that is what makes rainy days brighter.

So I bought this jacket. It's sunshiney.

Chip was on a hunt for a coat as well. Staying true to the crayon belief, he purchased a raincoat in Fisherman Yellow/Gold. I cheered the crayon purchase! yay!

SCREECH, I then realized.. We would be THAT MATCHING COUPLE. How did it not occur to me, we would wear them the same days?!

HMMM awkward.

Mine is going back for the Green, I believe. (I am struggling though, i like the yellow. someone tell me it's OK to look like twins.... His is gold, that is enough difference, right?)

Not in My House!

2011-02-07T08:00:00.009-05:00

During the Super Bowl, our little doggie started to go upstairs for bed.

Chip yelled to her "Get back down here! This is the SUPER BOWL you cannot go to bed!"

I walked out of the kitchen and inquired if it would really upset him, should the dog not watch Super Bowl XLV?

He mumbled under his breath, something like; not in my house, no sir, no ma'am.

I see.

(on my own ridiculousness; I spilled an entire beverage all over our new rug even before taking a single sip of a beer. I am a bad party guest don't invite me to your house)

Mus[t]go

2011-02-03T08:30:00.020-05:00

About once a week, my mom would announce we are having mus-[t]-go for dinner! She said it with great enthusiasm and always deleted the t sound. Every time, I truly believed it was something yummy. Obviously not a quick learner. Really every time?!

MUS-[T]-GO (used as a noun); - Everything in the fridge -

YUCK. I think she was trying to poison us with questionable leftovers. All three of us survived with very good immune systems courtesy of her failed attempts.

Hiking Boots....

2011-02-02T09:35:00.000-05:00

We are looking into a possible trip. On this trip, there will be a fair amount of hiking. However, it's still somewhat touristy, so how strenuous/rugged can it be? Do I really need to buy out the entire sporting goods store?

I did not think it was necessary to purchase hiking boots. I have snow boots, rain boots, water shoes and tennis shoes. Surely one of these will work.

Then I read this..

"It is safer to have above ankle hiking shoes and jeans in case of a snake bite. A snake's fangs will not penetrate the boots. The jeans tend to be baggy and provide a buffer to keep the fangs from sinking directly into exposed skin."

WHAT!

And I immediately purchased these. (and no, I don't care if they are ugly.)

Jars and Jars of Rejects

2011-01-31T09:51:00.000-05:00

I have developed a desire to eat lots of pickles. BUT only restaurant style deli pickles. Our refrigerator has jar after jar after jar of pickle rejects. You know, giant jars of pickles with only one missing, because they are yucky. The thought of tossing these jars [which i have no intention on eating] paralyzes me. They are new jars! So there they sit, uneaten and taking up excessive space.

My co worker's husband has his own pickle situation. He enjoys pickles from one sub shop. He purchases a weekly pickle-reject in the quest to find a similar taste. This weekend, we were dining at the sub shop. For the first time ever, they were selling his pickles in take-home jars! I immediately sent an APB to his wife, who arrived on the scene two minutes to make the purchase.

He is currently eating them for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Only us pickle hunters understand this sort of happiness.

P.S. These are my favorite. (I reject the ones above)

To Peacock or Not?

2011-01-21T08:58:00.002-05:00

Today, I planned my outfit around wearing my Peacock headband.

Then I chickened out.

The menfolk at my office would harass me all day about the dead bird in my hair.

The name of the game [at work]. Not letting them, have the upper hand.

So no peacock.

I totally wasted your time reading this post, didn't I?

If These Walls Could Talk

2011-01-18T08:37:00.002-05:00

We are the fourth owners of the house. Owner #3 only lived here for two years. Since there have been so few owners, researching the past is pretty easy. The original owner's name is still on the door knocker. We still have the blue prints.

A couple of things to note. The blue prints show the house originally facing the other way. We believe it was designed prior to finding a lot. When the lot was found across from the park, they switched the house. Which is probably why the blue-room, wheel house technically breakfast room gets very little natural light. (This is from the real estate site, not actually our stuff in photo. They didn't know what to do with this room either)

At some point in history, the house numbers changed. I just discovered the discrepancy when taking pictures of the boiler. Interesting. That is why the landmark commission says it was demolished.

The first inhabitant owned a chemical company which is still in business today. There is a ship bearing his name that sank in Lake Huron. You can go scuba diving in the shipwreck. We should do that. If only I finished my scuba diving lessons.

"In spite of the best efforts, shipwrecks still occurred off Michigan’s Thumb, no matter when or what was built to help. The biggest storm on Lake Huron, and among the strongest recorded on the Great Lakes occurred in November, 1913. About twenty vessels were damaged or lost, with well over 200 lives taken in this storm. The waters off Harbor Beach literally became the center of this massive storm, and ironically it was not the older ships that were lost, but the newer steel steamers. One was the five year old steel steamer , considered large at 452 feet long. She simply vanished with her twenty-three man crew. It was not until 1986 that the McGean was finally found northeast of Harbor Beach, far out from Port Hope, up side down, in almost 200 feet of water."

At one point I found the obituary of the owner. The wake was held in the house. Kind of creepy. I wonder if he is haunting the third floor?

There is a house in the neighborhood that has an actual prohibition speakeasy through a secret door. I wish ours did too. It does not, that would be awesome. Or at least a hidden door.

And that my friends completes this episode of If These Walls Could Talk.

Saying Goodbye to the Past

2011-01-17T10:00:00.003-05:00

We have boiler steam heat. Chip has to check the boiler every couple of days and fill it with water when needed. If it is overfilled it shuts off, if it is dry it can start a fire. It's a tedious system to say the least. Chip has given me many lessons on how to work the boiler. I reply each time.. Where are you going?! Why do I need to learn this?! This house needs a manual. There is a serious daily/winter/summer maintenance items to remember.

Last week the boiler cracked and broke. Luckily if we were home to attend to the water levels every hr we could keep it running. We did have to shut it off overnight. It was not so horrible, but it was scary and not warm. This week is NEW BOILER WEEK! We knew it was old, we knew it was coming. Just wish it wasn't 7 degrees when it happened.

I captured some pictures for memories. We are in essence removing history from the house.

This is the original boiler. Cool huh.

We are hoping to save the faceplate.

This is the original list of what pipes go where. This still pertains to our current boiler.

This is the boiler that is being replaced.

We could keep the old boiler where it is. We don't need the space. But it's huge and the pipes are a little corroded. It is from 1920's. They will be sledgehammering and removing from the vicinity.

There have been three boilers in this house. Three boilers in almost 100 years. that's pretty good in my opinion. I will be 70 years old when the new one breaks. If we can just get through the non-heat days of the week SMOOTH sailing!

Estate Sale Monday

2011-01-17T08:00:00.003-05:00

This week's estate sale was a cancer fundraiser. We contributed to the cause and are proud of it.

Irish Scene Coasters set of 6

Another square card table linen. This item will be checked off the need to purchase list.

Glass beverage jar. Dreaming of summer BBQs

Asian Silk Peacock Painting

1900's Nightstand with drawer made out of orange crates!

(excuse the drapes, they need hemming as soon as Chip raises the rods.)

Asian Vase

Woodblock Art - for our bedroom

Grand Total - $135.00. Joy these items bring - priceless.

I love finding bargains while supporting a good cause!

Puffers

2011-01-15T18:43:00.001-05:00

Chip and Dan wear matching coats.

And Dan likes to carry a man purse.

What is My Natural Color?

2011-01-14T08:00:00.002-05:00

At the age of 16, I dyed my hair bright red for Water polo. It lasted for about 15 minutes. When I arrived at synchro practice, I was quickly escorted to the hair salon. I was a guinea pig at a clinic in Colorado, later in the week. My coach found my hair unacceptable for such a trip.

And that my friends, was the last day I knew what color my hair was in natural state. (That was also the day I decided to retire from swimming. take that control freaks!)

Where am I going with this? oh yes. I have seriously slacked on getting my hair done. The last cut/highlight was in July. Today.. I decided to get a cut only and grow it back to the original color. It is halfway there anyway. Pretty sure the dirty dirty blond will not be a winner, but here's to experimenting!

My hair dresser did not like this decision at all. As retaliation she cut about 7 inches off.

She also kept saying; look it's like a real grownup hair style. Oh man. Oh no... I am that person.

Held Hostage by Sven

2011-01-12T10:47:00.001-05:00

Got your attention didn't I. Sorry to disappoint; this post does not really deserve such a great title. By my literary genius-ness cannot be stifled.

I am HORRIBLE at car upkeep. Which is probably why leasing is a good idea for me? Luckily, I drive 12 miles a day which means even with my bad service record, my car will be with us forever. Much to Chip's dismay.

Today I went to get an oil change after the voices in my head started chanting no oil no oil no oil no oil. I don't like oil changes because the mechanics judge me. I feel the sneering as they look at the service record. While waiting, I eavesdrop and become certain that every disaster car under discussion is mine. Stressful.

Today, Sven came out and told me to get new tires. I for some reason have been dragging my feet on this. I refused to let chip see how bad they were... I knew they were bad. I just didn't want new tires.

I tried to talk my way out of it with the below conversations;

I really have to get to work.
That's fine; you can take the Saab loaner.

UM... no It's snowing I don't want to take a loaner to crash. I will come back....
No it's really good in weather, we put the best snow tires on that car, and it handles very well.

UM... I am drunk so I cannot drive?
You drove here and it's 9:15 am and I don't think you should leave without replacing those tires.

FINE PUT THE TIRES ON THE CAR!

I am a little embarrassed after the fact (so I am sharing with all of you). Just put tires on your car and get oil changes please. I mean really what's your problem?

P.S: Sven's real name is Spence. I just call him Sven because he works at Swedish Solution and his name should be Sven. I don't think he minds.

Estate Sale Monday Presents

2011-01-10T09:01:00.000-05:00

We are still hunting for nightstands. We have two rooms, that desperately need tables. No such luck. When we fail at one thing, we buy something else random, not on the list and probably don't really need.

Here are this weekends finds.

7 Classic Books - We have two large built-in bookcases in our living room, which are filling up with hard covered classics. They look good and well they are classics. ($2 each)
1 Turkish plate - I just thought it was pretty ($1)
1 Square Linen + 6 napkins - This was a major score. When we were hosting Christmas, I went hunting for a card table cloth. Thinking it would be no big deal. If I had to buy one new, that was OK. I was shocked at how hard this was to find. I couldn't even buy an acceptable one new. I guess no one uses old school card tables anymore. If you see a square table cloth BUY IT! Then send it to me. ($10 for all)
1 Candle Snuffer - I really wanted one of these. Plus it matches my new (old) bronze dinner bell. Yes, I have a dinner bell. ring ring. ($2)
1 Wooden Boat Buoy (?) - We have an odd room, we are not 100% sure what to do with at this point. We are hoping when the 1929 kitchen is remodeled (spring/summer 2011?!), it will feel more connected/useful. For now, it is Chip's "wheel house" aka the blue room. A wheel house is not complete without a wooden buoy. He got a lot of funny looks carrying this around. It was worth it. ($5)

Is TV Causing My Funk?

2011-01-06T09:40:00.000-05:00

Lets review my television line-up last night.

1. National news
2. Conjoined Twins Life After Surgery
3. Family Lines of Dracula
4. History of exorcism
5. Hurt Locker

ehh... I find that lineup slightly disturbing. It's no wonder I have been irritable this week, how about something more uplifting? or perhaps less tv?

Penny's Baby

2011-01-05T16:45:00.001-05:00

Our dog will play with ONE toy. ONE. We try to diversify, but she isn't for it. On the last toy run, we decided to try a tennis ball ish thing. She may like it, we can throw and tug, maybe?

LITTLE did we know. The dog that insists you play tug toy with her for hours and hours and hours.

THINKS THIS TOY IS HER BABY!! She is frantic when she cannot find it, she isn't pleased if you throw it, she tries to take it outside when she goes out, she sleeps with it in her bed, she puts it in her mouth, but does not bite down. She has to check on it if they are in different rooms. She brings it to us to see, and will let us take it.. As long as we give it back within about 30 secs. Now she won't even play tug toy when her baby is in the room. Bad example as a mom?

It doesn't even look like anything but a tennis ball donut?! It is not alive! Someone explain dog psychology to me please.

That's my baby and I don't mean maybe.

New Years Activity

2011-01-03T14:34:00.001-05:00

I do not have an exciting New Years Eve story or sadly even pictures. We had a lovely dinner and I fell asleep on the couch before 2011. Really exciting huh?

It's a good thing we behaved. Someone in my household (not Penny), decided installing landscape lighting was a PERFECT New Years Day activity.

Then it started raining. On my head. I was most displeased...

I could be overheard saying things such as... What will the neighbors think if they see us, in the rain, working on electricity? You are seriously the luckiest guy. I hope you are aware of this. I know very very few ladies who would be assisting in this ridiculous behavior!

He could be overheard saying. Think.. how proud your grandfather is right now, looking down on his granddaughter standing in the [deep] mud burying electrical wire.

I do like the lights. I do appreciate that Chip tackles projects like this himself, instead of hiring people.

But perhaps next outdoor project should start in May.

Thank you. bye bye.

Splicing

Digging

Crying

Girlie Day!

2010-12-31T11:21:00.000-05:00

Bella and I went to the Salon for her first professional haircut, updo and manicure. Yes I know, but I only have her for a few days... so I spoil. And she is girlie and loved every minute of the pampering.

I also learned, Bella solicits compliments from strangers. Have you seen my beautiful shoes and my nails... Have you? It's funny/embarrassing all at the same time.

This is blurry but I loved her squishy nose hair dryer face.

All done! Look I have bangs. Real bangs, not ones I cut myself!

She brought a pretty party dress to wear following our spa day.

You cannot have a girlie day without a party dress, AUNT JENNY!

And after all the excitement. The updo was squished.

OJ and Peanuts

2010-12-30T10:53:00.014-05:00

Bella wanted some OJ with sparkling apple juice. Ok... Well, I will have some too and... We shall use the pretty glasses! We took about 20 of these pictures, because she wanted to make sure the mound of peanuts was in the photo. Why yes, we must document peanuts.

Another funny story from our days with Bella. We met some friends out with their 2 year old son. As we were leaving Bella tells us...

I have something to tell you, but when I do... You guys are going to laugh your heads off..

OH REALLY! Do tell.

I think I am in Love, I think I love him.

We laughed our heads off. I think you are a little old for him my dear.

Snow Days!

2010-12-29T10:39:00.001-05:00

Bella spent a couple of days with us, so we headed down to the Indians Field. The Indians turned the field in a winter wonderland. We rode the tubes on a makeshift toboggan run, built snow forts and briefly pretended we knew how to ice skate.

Yoders!

2010-12-28T19:09:00.001-05:00

We headed down to Amish Country today.

You can custom design furniture and the Amish will build it. They use solid hardwood and it's much cheaper than buying at a store. Did I mention it's custom. This is the first time we have tried this... I am hopeful it won't be the last. Oh think of the things we can design!! Fun fun!

(I hope this picture doesn't offend any ex-Mennonites)

SEVEN, SEVEN, SEVEN

2010-12-27T11:59:00.000-05:00

Seven years... With this guy.

Nice Lederhosen!

Merry Christmas to all!

2010-12-25T09:18:00.002-05:00

This December was crazy in our household as we geared up to host our first Christmas Eve Dinner. We have slowly been collecting hosting items throughout the years... But have not had a table to host a large gathering. Thanks to the new table, our new/old china and my mom's "on extended borrow" silver we were ready to go!

Everyone had a smashing time. How could you not when there was homemade Marinara Sauce, Chicken Parmesan, Tiramisu and Wine flowing?

I don't post other peoples kids on my blog...

So instead you get a picture of chip and I.

and Penny and I

and Chips wrapping.

And Chips new statue

I had dreams of a fancy breakfast Christmas morning.... BUT when the time arrived, We had no desire to cook and/or clean. On the way to our destination... Chip told his mom we were going to Christmas brunch. I laughed. Oh sure, it sounds like we are off to scones, ice sculptures and mimosas. When in reality....

(bad picture WOOF... but still funny.)

Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas!

Fancy Pants

2010-12-15T11:10:00.000-05:00

We have been hunting for an antique dining table for many moons. Which is one of the reason we go to estate sales. We didn't find one.. in hindsight, our failure was a good thing.

Last weekend, we welcomed Chips grandmother's dining room table into our home. I love it! It's beautiful.

To celebrate the occasion, we broke out the fancy china and dined on turkey sandwiches. I think turkey sandwiches and a pickle are worth the fancy plates, don't you?

J is for Jennifer

2010-12-10T15:55:00.005-05:00

I just bought some champagne for a holiday gift.

And everyone will think of me when they drink it...

Hilarious or pompus. (leaning towards pompous)

Skills?

2010-12-06T08:42:00.000-05:00

Chip does most of the cooking at our house. (I do the baking.)

I am his sous chef, which requires a lot of chopping.

My knife skills leave something to be desired and there is usually some degree of blood involved.

When he discovered this sign, he decided we had to find a place for it.

REAL FUNNY MISTER!

I WON!

2010-12-03T16:55:00.002-05:00

I have a bidet. There I said it.

Well, the company where I purchased said bidet, held a slogan contest. With nothing else to do at work.... I decided to enter one day. With assistance from my coworker and friend.

American Biffy Company congratulates our slogan winners!!

The top 3 winners receive a $150 credit to spend on Biffy product
Jennifer: "Biffy, keeping the white in your tighties." (had other greats!)

Herb: "A Biffy is like an opinion, everybody should have at least one!"

Mary: "Biffy Butt---A No Fly Zone"

Vintage Pleather Jumpsuit

2010-11-28T19:56:00.000-05:00

And there you go being all crazy, again.
Oh yeah.... what are you doing? I believe you are participating in the crazy.
No, I was just taking pictures of crazy.

Secret Ingredient

2010-11-24T14:24:00.001-05:00

I love to bake.

However, I have always been scared of the pie. Pie crust seemed daunting.

Until I discovered the secret crust ingredient.

YUP that's right. When the recipe calls for water. Put 1/2 that amount in water + 1/2 that amount in VODKA.

Last night I made pumpkin pies. Tomorrow, I move on to Apple Pies.

I don't even really like pies, but they are fun to make! (Mom/Dad.... I made you a pumpkin pie to be delivered in the next few days)

Here's my go-to Pie Crust recipe and the apple pie I will be baking tomorrow.

FOOLPROOF VODKA PIE DOUGH from America's Test Kitchen
Vodka is essential to the texture of the crust and imparts no flavor — do not substitute.

2-1/2 cups unbleached all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon table salt
2 tablespoons sugar
12 tablespoons (1-1/2 sticks) cold unsalted butter, cut into 1/4-inch slices
1/2 cup cold vegetable shortening, cut into 4 pieces
1/4 cup cold vodka
1/4 cup cold water
Double Crust

Process 1½ cups flour, salt and sugar in food processor until combined, about two 1-second pulses. Add butter and shortening, and process until homogenous dough just starts to collect in uneven clumps, about 15 seconds (dough will resemble cottage cheese curds, and there should be no uncoated flour). Scrape bowl with rubber spatula and redistribute dough evenly around processor blade. Add remaining cup flour and pulse until mixture is evenly distributed around bowl and mass of dough has been broken up, 4 to 6 quick pulses. Empty mixture into medium bowl.
Sprinkle vodka and water over mixture. With rubber spatula, use folding motion to mix, pressing down on dough until dough is slightly tacky and sticks together. Divide dough into two even balls and flatten each into a 4-inch disk. Wrap each in plastic wrap and refrigerate at least 45 minutes or up to 2 days. Makes crust for 1 pie crust & top.
Apple Filling
1/2 cup granulated sugar (3 1/2 ounces)
1/4 cup packed light brown sugar (1 3/4 ounces)
1/4 teaspoon table salt
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1/2 teaspoon grated lemon zest
1/8 teaspoon ground cinnamon
2 1/2 pounds tart apples (firm), about 5 medium, peeled and cut into 1/4-inch-thick slices (see note)
2 1/2 pounds sweet apples (firm), about 5 medium, peeled and cut into 1/4-inch-thick slices (see note)

1 egg white , beaten lightly + sugar sprinkling- pie crust top

1. For Pie: Mix 1/2 cup granulated sugar, brown sugar, salt, zest, and cinnamon in large bowl; add apples and toss to combine. Transfer apples to Dutch oven (do not wash bowl) and cook, covered, over medium heat, stirring frequently, until apples are tender when poked with fork but still hold their shape, 15 to 20 minutes. (Apples and juices should gently simmer during cooking.) Transfer apples and juices to rimmed baking sheet and cool to room temperature, about 30 minutes. While apples cool, adjust oven rack to lowest position, place empty rimmed baking sheet on rack, and heat oven to 425 degrees.

2. Remove 1 disk of dough from refrigerator and roll out between 2 large sheets of parchment paper or plastic wrap to 12-inch circle, about 1/8 inch thick. (If dough becomes soft and/or sticky, return to refrigerator until firm.) Remove parchment from one side of dough and flip onto 9-inch pie plate; peel off second layer of parchment. Working around circumference, ease dough into plate by gently lifting edge of dough with one hand while pressing into plate bottom with other hand. Leave dough that overhangs plate in place; refrigerate until dough is firm, about 30 minutes.

3. Meanwhile, roll second disk of dough between 2 large sheets of parchment paper or plastic wrap to 12-inch circle, about 1/8 inch thick. Refrigerate, leaving dough between parchment sheets, until firm, about 30 minutes.

4. Set large colander over now-empty bowl; transfer cooled apples to colander. Shake colander to drain off as much juice as possible (cooked apples should measure about 8 cups); discard juice. Transfer apples to dough-lined pie plate; sprinkle with lemon juice.

5. Remove parchment from one side of remaining dough and flip dough onto apples; peel off second piece of parchment. Pinch edges of top and bottom dough rounds firmly together. Following illustrations 1 through 4, trim and seal edges of dough, then cut four 2-inch slits in top of dough. Brush surface with beaten egg white and sprinkle evenly with remaining teaspoon sugar. (I bought a pie bird/rooster because it's fun, so I won't need the venting slits)

6. Set pie on preheated baking sheet; bake until crust is dark golden brown, 45 to 55 minutes. Transfer pie to wire rack and cool at least 1 1/2 hours. Cut into wedges and serve.

Camouflage

2010-11-17T09:00:00.001-05:00

WHERE IS JEN?!

Oh yeah matching the furniture. Wall Flower.

I embarrassed others taking pictures of myself camouflaged. Why? I think it is amusing.

When the Weather Gets Chilly

2010-11-16T09:00:00.002-05:00

We go bowling.

Someone told us our bowling alley might be up for sale. I will be sad if someone purchases and updates. Leave the character please. I like the dirt and grime.

Of course, no bowling trip is complete without a picture of the famous bowling ball. I also got a new bowling ball for $1. It was previously owned by a bowling pro. It brings me zero luck. But it matches my shoes, so that is something.

Paper scoring = Jennifer cannot do math. Even with my poor math skills I never win a game. We downloaded an app to help with this situation.

The bowling alley is so old school, that the worker has to climb into the pins in order to free the bowling balls. It's awesome.

It Makes Me Sing

2010-11-15T10:04:00.001-05:00

Be our guest! Be our guest!

Put our service to the test

Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie

And we'll provide the rest

Soup du jour

Hot hors d'oeuvres

Why, we only live to serve

The latest find. It's tiny, cute and cartoonish.

If you saw it in person it would make you sing too!

(It needs to go to the upholsterers, of course).

Alabama Circa 1930's

Price in 2010 = $40.00

Happiness it brings = priceless