We can now return to the regularly scheduled blogging about pointless things.
Lets see.
This morning, I got an urgent phone call regarding a hot chocolate party on the third floor complete with tiny marshmallows and candy cane stirrers. Say no more! I love all things tiny, including tiny marshmallows. If I had a tiny stick, I would have roasted them on a tiny campfire (or sterno)
Currently there is yoga occurring in the lunch room/atrium. I poo-poo'd this activity for about a year. I am way too busy and important for such antics. Who am I kidding exactly? I find a variety of less than productive ways to waste company time (see above)? Next time there is office yoga. I going for it.
And finally a conversation I find amusing.
Scene: My co-worker pacing outside my office. Which generally annoys me.
Excuse me what are you doing, and why are your doing it repeatedly?
I am walking around the building cooling off my Lean Cuisine(y).
Interesting. So the gusts of wind you are creating with your brisk walking abilities acts as a food cooler.
Carry on. Nice technique. (or insane.. whatever)
I promise to update more frequently now that my sanity (err shhh peanut gallery) has returned.
3 comments:
I mis-read this post.. I thought your coworker was cooling off after eating a lean cuisine... like the proccess of eating it was so exhausting that she had to have a cool down. This cool down in my mind consisted of her rubbing her stomach and moaning while she waddled past your office.
She is a man. Are you a lean cuisine sexist? Men cannot eat lean cusine and call it leany cuisiney. very masculine.
My mother helped to develop the Lean Cuisine line in the 80's. This is her legacy and her gift to the world.
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